facts submitted by sxtxixtxcxh
Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down.
Steve Jobs didn't fight cancer, he taunted it and played with it like a cat before killing it out of boredom.
Steve Jobs could sell Windows to Linus Torvalds.
Steve Jobs laughed at a joke once... in 1985. It was called "Windows".
Steve Jobs doesn't take 'no' for an answer, unless thats what he told you to tell him.
Steve Jobs doesn't set deadlines, only unemployment lines.
