One fateful summer day, someone punctured Steve Jobs' beach ball.

Steve Jobs once scratched the Surface.

Steve Jobs' vehicles have no moving parts.

Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different.

God: "I can't make this year's Keynote; can you get someone to cover for me?" Steve: "No prob; got anyone in mind?" God: "How about that Marlene Manson feller?"

Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering." Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon." Buddha: "Ouch."