Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering." Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon." Buddha: "Ouch."

Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different.

God: "I can't make this year's Keynote; can you get someone to cover for me?" Steve: "No prob; got anyone in mind?" God: "How about that Marlene Manson feller?"

Steve Jobs' vehicles have no moving parts.

One fateful summer day, someone punctured Steve Jobs' beach ball.

Steve Jobs once scratched the Surface.