The iTunes Store is Steve's iTunes Library.

When Steve Jobs & family move house, they don't move. Steve just makes everyone believe they've moved.

Steve Jobs thinks stevejobsfacts.com needs more work, features and visual sexification. The developers agree.

Steve's iPod doesn't even need batteries.

Steve doesn't suffer from disease. Disease suffers from Steve.

Steve Jobs has already selected his successor. His name is Steve, and he is a clone of the original, only 20 years younger and holding the same knowledge as the original.