Steve Jobs went to a movie and spent 17$, and made 18,500 while he was there.

You need to do some SPAM prevention. GEEZ! It's all a bunch of crap now.

Steve Jobs and the Buddha were walking on a road through the mountains. Steve Jobs wasn't there, though, he was in Cupertino.

So I met Steve Jobs once at Whole Foods. I was like "Hey, are you Steve Jobs? Would you sign my iPod?" and he got really pissed off and exploded it with his mind. True story.

Steve Jobs loves Windows for one thing only, it just makes his products look even better.

Steve Jobs is Jack Bauer's mentor - simplicity, style, and straight to the point