Steve Jobs knows there is an 'i' in 'team'.

Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, OS X, and proper nouns.

Steve Jobs is an anagram for GATEKEPPER.

When Jobs says "One more thing...." Jesus listens in.

Steve Jobs craps tiny litters of Jonathan Ives.

So I met Steve Jobs once at Whole Foods. I was like "Hey, are you Steve Jobs? Would you sign my iPod?" and he got really pissed off and exploded it with his mind. True story.