Steve Jobs has already selected his successor. His name is Steve, and he is a clone of the original, only 20 years younger and holding the same knowledge as the original. ~ jimeh

Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering." Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon." Buddha: "Ouch." ~ slavepoet

Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different. ~ slavepoet

Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Apple is like a Batch Job, you never know what you'll get until the Jobs is done. ~ anonymous

When Steve meditates he visualizes an unbroken Vista with no Gates. ~ anonymous