Steve Jobs has a job. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs uses our Fraeonica brand viagra. Get some now for $5.99 per bottle. ~ anonymous

Steve's brother was twice as fast and half the price, but was soon hated by the public and was exiled. ~ skrolikowski

Steve Jobs doesn't accept cash. ~ anonymous

Steve lives in his own private iDaho ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs has already selected his successor. His name is Steve, and he is a clone of the original, only 20 years younger and holding the same knowledge as the original. ~ jimeh