Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering." Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon." Buddha: "Ouch." ~ slavepoet

Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different. ~ slavepoet

Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Apple is like a Batch Job, you never know what you'll get until the Jobs is done. ~ anonymous

When Steve meditates he visualizes an unbroken Vista with no Gates. ~ anonymous

God: "I can't make this year's Keynote; can you get someone to cover for me?" Steve: "No prob; got anyone in mind?" God: "How about that Marlene Manson feller?" ~ slavepoet