I Can Haz Steve Jobs buying me an iPhone 3G? ~ titanas

Steve Jobs is so uber cool coz he reads engadget ~ titanas

Steve Jobs sleeps like Cinderella. ~ titanas

Steve Jobs is an alien on a mission to take over the world with Apples. ~ titanas

Steve Jobs knows why Twitter is down. ~ sugarenia

Steve Jobs never gets rickrolled. ~ sxtxixtxcxh