Steve Jobs and the Buddha were walking on a road through the mountains. Steve Jobs wasn't there, though, he was in Cupertino. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is the Steve Austin of being Steve Jobs -- but the Steve Ballmer of being Steve Ballmer. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs can throw fireballs from his hands. ~ fraeon

Steve Jobs suffers from chronic iPain. ~ fraeon

Steve Jobs's real last name is Myhrbög. ~ fraeon

Steve jobs put the i in "team." ~ anonymous