The "i" in iMac, iPod, and iPhone doesn't stand for anything. It's a tiny portrait of Steve. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs didn't fight cancer, he taunted it and played with it like a cat before killing it out of boredom. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs once killed a guy for buying a Zune. Not out of spite, but out of sympathy. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

When Jobs says "One more thing...." Jesus listens in. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs laughed at a joke once... in 1985. It was called "Windows". ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs once ordered 4000 lattes from Starbucks, the girl thought he was kidding. She doesn't work there anymore. ~ sxtxixtxcxh