Steve's brother was twice as fast and half the price, but was soon hated by the public and was exiled. ~ skrolikowski
Steve Jobs has already selected his successor. His name is Steve, and he is a clone of the original, only 20 years younger and holding the same knowledge as the original. ~ jimeh
Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering."
Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon."
Buddha: "Ouch." ~ slavepoet